- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

whats green and lives in the water

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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