- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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