- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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