What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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