- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

I like school Said no one ever.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

homosexual rights to marriage

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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