- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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