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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Manchester City

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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