- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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