Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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