- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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