what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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