- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

bite me

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Jesus Christ

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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