- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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