- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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