- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

the WNBA.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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