white or wheat? wheat please.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Anti Joke

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