A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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PENIS that is all

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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