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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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