In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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