Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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