- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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