What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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