- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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