How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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