- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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