- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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