- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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