- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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