- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

John lazzaro likes dick

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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