- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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