Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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