There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

like if your cool

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

cool

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