whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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