Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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No it doesnt..

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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