- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

womans rights...

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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