- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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