A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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