- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

an emo girl walked into a white room

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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