A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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