- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Eric is gay Ha

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