What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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women's rights.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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