- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Whats worse than suicide? death

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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