- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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