Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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women's rights.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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