- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

like most people my age. im 27

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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