- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Lil Wayne

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Yellow People !!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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