Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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