Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

how do you win a game try your best

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Anti Joke

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