- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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