- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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