what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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