- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

matt is fat

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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