So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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