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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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