How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Where's my baby??

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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