- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

The Labour Party.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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