- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What stops a train? A missile

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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