- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

girls basketball

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

you gay?

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??