how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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