- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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