- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

like most people my age. im 27

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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