What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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