What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Fat? Jesse Z

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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