- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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