want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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bite me

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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