- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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