Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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