what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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