- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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