- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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