- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

penis. nuff said.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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