What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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