- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

No your aunties a joke

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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