- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's the new green? Green

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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