- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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