- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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