Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Your're racist.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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