- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? bannanas

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

dyslexic's Untie

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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