Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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