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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Good job, son.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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