- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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