Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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