Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Charlie Sheen

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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