Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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