- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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