Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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