Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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