A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

I had a submarine.... once

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

will you like this joke my sources say no

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why? Because.

womens rights

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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