- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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