Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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