- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A lot eh?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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