- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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