- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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