- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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