Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Turkey Balls

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

will you like this joke my sources say no

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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