- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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