Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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