how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A hill billy went fishing

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