- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Grace Ackerson

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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