- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Neither have I

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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