- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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