- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

binladin walks into the american seals

. . I am a whale

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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