Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

penis. nuff said.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

He--Hey guys

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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