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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.