- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Dwarf Shortage

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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