- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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