Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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