Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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