- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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