What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

You are joking right?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Anti Joke

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