i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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