- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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