^ That's not even funny ^

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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