A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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