I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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