- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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