- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

womens rights.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

You know what's funny? Rape

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

God is real.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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