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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why? Why not?

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

A whole 'nother.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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