What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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