I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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