- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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