Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Corn Muffins

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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