an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Blacks

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

quantum physics?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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