haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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like if your cool

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Anti Joke

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