- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

the economy.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

woman's rights

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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