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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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