- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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