Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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