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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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