Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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