Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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