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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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