What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Anti Joke

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