- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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