Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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how man

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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