a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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