- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Knock knock. Its open.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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