- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

men's rights activists

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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