what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

My three children are three big mistakes.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

My spelling is horrible

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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