- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

knock knock? come in

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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