A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A dog was barking at a tree

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Camerons hair is Curly..

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How old are you? 7

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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