- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Black people having a Job.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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