- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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