a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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