Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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