- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

guess what what ...

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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