- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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