- Anti Joke

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.