- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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