- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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