Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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